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HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe
"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"
by Swampi August 27, 2025
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Hank Hilling

Hank Hilling (verb, slang):
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).

👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
by Norm frihole August 30, 2025
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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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Hanke

fattest jew known to man is what you call "Hanke" People. Fat, mass teams all the time, and is such a bitch that harasses people over their gone girlfriends.
Hey a Hanke joined call them a loser
by Arkrextamer December 19, 2025
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Hank

Any individual who chronically participate s in extreme partying. Some describe a Hank as a degenerate
That person sure is a hank!
by PrettyPartyPossums January 18, 2025
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Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.
IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!
by kabss90 March 8, 2025
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Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons
The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.
by Ski3569 March 12, 2025
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