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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)
This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.
by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025
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Hank

Very nice, nice, happy, rich, funny, caring.
“Omg look! She’s so a hank!”

“So hank! I like it!”

Your such a hank, will you go out with me?”
by ItsRy579 March 4, 2022
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smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.
"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."
by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016
mugGet the smooth hankmug.

Hank

hank is literally so cool and the bestest person to exist
person 1: hey do you know where hanks at

person 2: no where is hank

hank: AYOO IM GAY
by clownzees December 12, 2021
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!
by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025
mugGet the Hankedmug.

Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.
I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.
by White_65 January 25, 2017
mugGet the Hanksmug.

HANK

every slur combined buy 9999999x worse
bro stop being a stupid hank
by Heartpacing15 August 5, 2025
mugGet the HANKmug.

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