Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.

I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.

by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020

flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate

Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.

by Goosed12 October 10, 2015

Skater grip

When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.

She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog

by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021

claw grip

When a bear aggressively grabs ryan from behind and proceeds to plow is prolapsed anus for having square as his spammable

Tyrone Biggums caugjt me with a claw grip, still can't walk right.

by Unfortunatehand June 16, 2018

nip grip

Nip grip is when you use you index, middle finger, and thumb in the shape of a triangle, grab someones nipple, squeeze as hard as you can, twist, and pull away from that person's body and quickly let go.

geez, my nipple hurts after john gave me that nip grip

by i love my sarahbear November 3, 2010