A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!
by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005
Get the grundle cake mug.Noun: Believed to be an otherworldly being or entity by some, and by others to be an incomprehensible force who's nature knows no true form. If I may summon the words of 17th century philosopher, Sir David Tompkins, who's brief definition effectively summarizes this abstract concept: "The Grinder is everything that is." Whatever the case, one thing is for certain: the Grinder and its existence will never be fully understood by mere mortals such as ourselves.
However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.
The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.
However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.
The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.
Travis: Hey, guys! I accidentally kicked the hack into the bush!
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!
by skeet skeet pete August 7, 2008
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When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.
by Jiggledoes-R-Us March 11, 2010
Get the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder mug.At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.
by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003
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by trizzles May 27, 2005
Get the grundle plasma mug.a tooth brush like device used exclusively to remove crust from one's grundle and can be used as a derrogatory insult towards someone
dude! i totally switched my grundle brush for this guy's toothbrush!
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senor badass is a grundle brush for not being creative
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senor badass is a grundle brush for not being creative
by meatyhandboy October 11, 2006
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a term used to describe those whose musical preference leans toward Grindcore and all of its sub-genres including:
GOREGRIND
PORNGRIND
CYBERGRIND
DEATHGRIND
ETC...
a term used to describe those whose musical preference leans toward Grindcore and all of its sub-genres including:
GOREGRIND
PORNGRIND
CYBERGRIND
DEATHGRIND
ETC...
by HATEFUCKED February 27, 2007
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