The Great Brandini

The act of ramming a hot poker in your girl's ass while she licks your testicles. Then you perform a magic trick after she has passed out.

I am so fucking cool. I just pulled the Great Brandini!

by John Whitaker October 8, 2003

The Great Bambi

that wimpy deer

Person 1: Oh, the Great Bambino... I thought you said the... Great Bambi
Person 2: You mean that wimpy deer?

by Sandlot_01 April 20, 2004

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

The greatest thing ever

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

by Patrick April 9, 2005

Great Job!

A phrase used on one of the funniest shows anywhere, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! It can be used either when somebody truly does a "great job!", or if they fail it can be used in the same way, as sarcasm. it must be said calmly, without enthusiasm, while giving the thumbs with only one hand

Example one: "Dude, you just beat guitar hero on expert! Great job!" *thumbs up*

Example two: "Dude, you just totally crashed on your skateboard! Great job!" *Thumbs up*

by Travis Lull October 1, 2008

Catherine the Great

A powerful Russian monarch from the 18th century who was falsely rumored to have been crushed to death while trying to have intercourse with a horse.

That girl loves dick so much she's like Catherine the Great.

by L. Anders January 1, 2008

People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005