Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 03, 2010

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 04, 2019

Gordon Gramsey

A gram of cocaine

I need a Gordon Gramsey after a long night of drinking to perk me up

by Monodogg420 July 15, 2022

The Gordon effect

When you are winning a match and you jokingly say you are going to lose this then lose the match.

We are on match point no way we lose this
Watch how we lose this now
Oh no! You just initiated the Gordon effect.

by Redfrozr February 09, 2021

Gordon Jillitch

Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch

Gordon Jillitch ate soup

by Krishna Morris October 28, 2023

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 08, 2021

Victoria Gordon

The true essence of beauty and adorableness

Victoria Gordon is the most beautiful girl in the entire universe

by Ilkhnjheje wh February 29, 2020