A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.
by Charlie Smallbone October 31, 2020

My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

by the_fallen_angel August 15, 2023

A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
by Arrival_ July 18, 2020

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022
