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Goose Poop 

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.
"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"
Goose Poop by M Boa February 1, 2009
Related Words

Goose Trap

Goose Trap (n.) When deciding which one of your friends should be the designated driver for the night, you tell them that you will be for that night, but you ask one of them to come over for a bit for some made up reason and you get drunk before he/she gets to your house. This is called a goose trap because it is a type of trapping mechanism to make someone else be the designated driver. It's particularly called the Goose Trap because of the infamous Gray Goose Vodka which is known to be a popular alcohol among teenagers.
Don't ask Matt to be the designated driver because he'll goose trap us again!
Goose Trap by Wavesurfer244 January 10, 2011

goose hot 

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.
Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot
goose hot by Merkin March 23, 2005

goose whistle 

when you fart, the sound you make when you fart, flatulance, ripping a big one, cutting the cheese
Last night my goose whistle went off after I ate at Taco Bell.

Goose Kiss 

Verb - A goose kiss is the action of taking your finger and sliding it from the bottom of another person's butt (crack) to the top. Otherwise known as "goosing" someone, a goose kiss is a quick way to make someone uncomfortable.
"Wow, it was really awkward when she gave me a Goose Kiss."

Goosey's DO get kisses.
Goose Kiss by seminarydude January 13, 2011

goose poo 

the smell of victory
I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.
goose poo by jess March 27, 2003