Goose Eggs

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 17, 2008

Goose Poop

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.

"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"

by M Boa February 1, 2009

Goose Trap

Goose Trap (n.) When deciding which one of your friends should be the designated driver for the night, you tell them that you will be for that night, but you ask one of them to come over for a bit for some made up reason and you get drunk before he/she gets to your house. This is called a goose trap because it is a type of trapping mechanism to make someone else be the designated driver. It's particularly called the Goose Trap because of the infamous Gray Goose Vodka which is known to be a popular alcohol among teenagers.

Don't ask Matt to be the designated driver because he'll goose trap us again!

by Wavesurfer244 January 10, 2011

goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

by Merkin March 23, 2005

goose whistle

when you fart, the sound you make when you fart, flatulance, ripping a big one, cutting the cheese

Last night my goose whistle went off after I ate at Taco Bell.

by Nifkin Grendel May 18, 2006

Goose Kiss

Verb - A goose kiss is the action of taking your finger and sliding it from the bottom of another person's butt (crack) to the top. Otherwise known as "goosing" someone, a goose kiss is a quick way to make someone uncomfortable.

"Wow, it was really awkward when she gave me a Goose Kiss."

Goosey's DO get kisses.

by seminarydude January 13, 2011

goose poo

the smell of victory

I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.

by jess March 27, 2003