Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.
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All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning
All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you
For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know
Goon from September 1st until September 30th
All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you
For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know
Goon from September 1st until September 30th
"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"
"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"
"Well have fun with that"
"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"
"Well have fun with that"
by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023
Get the The month of gooning mug.skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning is when u win the gooning lottery its like your praying to the skibidi sigma gods
by Curry john stone September 4, 2024
Get the skibidi sigma ohio toilet gooning mug.person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
Get the Not winning the gooning contest mug.A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
Get the Aztec flicker gooning mug.Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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