morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Honey Glazed Ham

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat

Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.

by Hade5079 November 10, 2010

Glazed Donut

One who whacks off so much that it produces a thin layer of sperm around the penis.

Dude, i have some serious Glazed Donut!

by Lunchboxx.exe August 2, 2007

Glazer

A person who makes donuts(Stupid People) look even more stupid than what they are.

P.1 Guess what imma do today?
P.2 What..........?
P.1 Perfect being smart.
P.2 but ur closer to being a complete dumbass why struggle?

by Chris The G April 28, 2004

malcolm glazer

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.

An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?

by OD Smith July 18, 2008

glanzer

To suck a lollipop - yes the candy kind, not what you perves are thinking of while calling his/her girlfriend or boyfriend and slurring every word because yes, they are sucking a lollipop.

I was glanzering the other day while talking to my boyfriend, oh wait! That's redundant!

by Sarah Fyngolzner March 2, 2008

glaze doughnutting

to expel seamen onto yourself, another, or group of people. left to dry resembling a glazed doughnut.

when jerking it Chris and Howel began glaze doughnutting themselves, covering their chests in seamen.

by yak sniffleson November 2, 2011