green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

Green Flag

A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.

"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."

"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."

by theoriginalpizzakitten February 20, 2021

Green Day

The correct spelling of the band. It is not "Greenday", nor is it "gREeN dAY!!11!1!!!".

"When I saw the Green Day concert, Billie Joe was masturbating on stage."

by Ugrugr March 29, 2005

green crack

A strain of cannabis popular in southern California. The genetic lineage is an 80's vintage skunk#1 crossed with a california indica. It is a variety of marijuana, and has nothing to do with crack-cocaine.

-"Oowee, whats that smell?"
--"Its the green crack!"

by greenCrizack September 19, 2006

Green and brown m&m

Its a way of saying someone is a lesbian

"Yoo i heard she is into green and brown m&ms"

by I like boobs April 19, 2021

green glass love

To love someone for who they are not what they have. Otherwise known as true love. Coined by the play "Thoroughly modern Millie"

Muzzy: So, you see snookums, you really can marry your boss after all.
Millie: Who cares I found myself a green glass love.

Spencer: Mathias is poor.
Emily: so, what we have is a green glass love!

by I heart Mathias December 21, 2007

Green Russian

A mix drink, like a white Russian. It's a mix of absinthe and milk.

Green Russians are popular in the cartoon show Archer.

by NanakDev February 10, 2013