the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO
Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain
by jason1228 December 06, 2009
Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.
Did you granny baste that?
by too funny October 28, 2008
A granny Fraggler is a person who likes to have woohoo with the elder generation.
To granny fraggle, is to hit on an old male or female
Granny fraggling is also a general insult for someone who gets on your nerves
To granny fraggle, is to hit on an old male or female
Granny fraggling is also a general insult for someone who gets on your nerves
See that Chris, hes a right granny fraggler.
David was seen in the pub trying to granny fraggle that old biddy.
David was seen in the pub trying to granny fraggle that old biddy.
by DJ-Dim March 08, 2007
Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"
Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"
Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"
by pobcat January 15, 2012
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Granny Joyce
A Granny Joyce is a grandmother who is an alcoholic a druggy and a chain smoker if you were looking for a granny Joyce they would probably be in there natural habitat witch would be in there room smoking on there phone
A Granny Joyce is a grandmother who is an alcoholic a druggy and a chain smoker if you were looking for a granny Joyce they would probably be in there natural habitat witch would be in there room smoking on there phone
by Greengrasstea October 14, 2020
Any Grandmother that acts bat shit crazy on the internet. Usually fighting with younger females, over things that normally only teenaged girls talk about.
Debi is such a Granny Guano , when she has no pills. All she does is attack those , younger , prettier women on the internet.
by Joe Seeker March 26, 2019