Granny bomb

the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO

Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain

by jason1228 December 6, 2009

Granny Baste

Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.

Did you granny baste that?

by too funny March 9, 2009

granny fraggler

A granny Fraggler is a person who likes to have woohoo with the elder generation.

To granny fraggle, is to hit on an old male or female

Granny fraggling is also a general insult for someone who gets on your nerves

See that Chris, hes a right granny fraggler.

David was seen in the pub trying to granny fraggle that old biddy.

by DJ-Dim March 10, 2007

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012

granny aishy

granny aishy is a genius....

there is no other granny aishy...only one...

by hannaoooo October 1, 2006

Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm

she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse

by namesrevil November 1, 2010

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014