Fuck Me Kenneth Day

November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!

Yo I want kenneth’s dick inside of me ESPECIALLY since it’s Fuck Me Kenneth Day.

by swineeater November 26, 2021

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sexy fuck-me red

a new shade of red, described by Nelson DeMille in his book The Gold Coast, that is preferred as a dress color by some sexy drop-dead gorgeous female anchorwomen who surreptitiously flirt with their male counterparts

some anchorwomen use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred method of manipulation, not only against their male counterparts but also among their interviewees

by Sexydimma September 28, 2015

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Come Fuck Me Lines

the 'v' shaped lines leading towards the boys penis

Kate: Have you seen Zack Merrick's Come Fuck Me Lines?
Rach: Yes, the are screaming 'come fuck me'

by KelsTheMitch April 12, 2008

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fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover November 22, 2011

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