Frostie Syndrome

A person in the depths of white cider alcoholism with an inability to control their actions.

Symtoms include;

memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of 'the fear'

Full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage

Man, I was soo in the depths of frostie syndrome last night i was given a handjob while listening to Susan Boyle

by Yesbrodude December 6, 2015

Mad Frosty

Reaching the epitome of chill.

Person 1: Hey Steve how are you doing bro?
Person 2: I'm just sitting in my room watching Adventure Time and getting mad frosty at my place.
Person 1: Word...

by Obi Wan Jacobi December 13, 2012

Frosty's dick

Small dick

Friend: My best friend got Frosty's dick
Me: That's sad, I got Dark's dick (very big alpha cock)

by kai lol April 21, 2022

Frosty Joey

The act of a man wrapping his foreskin around a bomb pop, as such of a baby kangaroo

I heard Frank never recovered from the frosty joey he performed for Nicole last week

by dirtydalt September 5, 2021

frosty claw

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage

frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."

We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?

by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016

Texas Frosty

When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!

WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!

by Gas Station HotDog July 7, 2016