front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

front mission

A turn-based Mecha RPG series by Squaresoft (now Square-Enix) that potrays a futuristic world where Wanzers (pronounced Vanzers, giant humanoid machines) are used in combat. Originating on the SNES, the series is hugely popular in Japan, with only four entries in US.

Front Mission 3 came out in 1990 for the PSX

by LuneKnight September 9, 2005

FrontPage

A WYSIWYG web site editor, brought to you by Microsoft Corporation.

Also known as the fastest, most painful, destructive and thorough method of raping perfectly good HTML. An extremely dangerous tool in the hands of the relatively computer-illiterate.

Student 1: "What's up?"
Student 2: "Marcel's done his part of the assignment in bloody Frontpage!"
Student 1: "Fuck."

by Flynn_Mac May 16, 2006

Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.

Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!

by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011

frontfired

Backfired is when good intentions end up making things worse, so frontfired is when bad intentions turn out good.

You: "Stop talking to me, we have nothing in common."
Guy: "Sure we do!"
You: "Oh yah? I'm a pedophile."
Guy: "Really? Me too! :)"
You: ...well that frontfired.

by cliffdagreat December 1, 2011

Frontpumper

A person who display a motion of a forward directional thrust at the hips while doing activities

Would you just look at that frontpumper

by Jd688 July 30, 2012

Frontgating

When a car in front of another car deliberately slows down to force the car behind to slow down and/or tailgate.

I'm going the limit in the left lane and this Oldsmobile slows down and starts frontgating me at 50 MPH.

by [e-mail] October 25, 2012