floor times

When one gets so drunk that he/she deliberately or accidently ends up on the floor.

LET'S RAGEFACE THIS WEEKEND. IT'LL BE FLOOR TIMES ALL THE TIME.

by floortimes207 January 11, 2011

Floor-drobe

When you don't feel like putting your clothes away, so you put them on the floor

My mother does not like my new floor-drobe.

by Sydnaro8 May 26, 2018

Sweep the floor

When you order food and you want every toping on it.

"Can I get a large pizza please?"
"What do you want on it?"
"Just sweep the floor"

"The works? You got it."

by Weeblis August 24, 2023

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing

Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently

by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020

Floor slut

Someone who regularly grinds their genitals into the floor to the point of climax.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.

"Oh, I'm a total floor slut. I do it all the time."
"Oh he's/she's a floor slut. You didn't know?"

by CappyboySteveman June 25, 2019

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth June 12, 2011