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Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.
Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."
by digiprints May 8, 2024
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Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).
Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.
by scowb May 23, 2024
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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
by Laxanus November 7, 2020
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Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.
"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"
by 84matt460 April 5, 2021
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float game

being the wing man when trying to help your friend get a girl
You know Dana, John is such a nice guy. He knows how to treat a girl right. Yes Im working float game on you.
by Dessel May 22, 2008
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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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Buckham Float

A type of sweet confectionery from the deep depths of sunderland or mowbray depending on the day. It consists of a tall glass of the finest Hayden Buckham urine and a nice “Log” from Nathan Buckham to top it off, Resembling an ice cream float.
i just scranned a buckham float”
“order me a double”
by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 7, 2023
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