floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible

dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables

by choco_loco November 21, 2023

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

Vanilla-float

When ejaculation enters the anus and flows back out into someone's mouth, gargled and used as tooth paste...thus a vanilla-float

I did a vanilla-floatwith my chick last night and quickly realized that I'm a disgusting human being .

by Personal sex terms March 07, 2017

floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.

i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.

by lafartola May 13, 2015

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 08, 2022

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 17, 2023