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super-flex

a term for attacking someone on a couch while you are standing. simply scream super-flex!, smack your elbow twice, jump up and pile drive your target with that elbow. if necessary, repeat several times. useful for entertainment purposes when with a bunch of guys.
Chuck: Super-Flex! (smack smack)
Taylor: NOOO!
by Steven Lasse January 13, 2009
mugGet the super-flexmug.

old flex

Someone you use to talk too or have relations with
I just came from seeing my old flex
by Ggbandz May 19, 2018
mugGet the old flexmug.

long flex

To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.
Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14

Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

Me: Your long flex dude.
by Carl Anka April 12, 2006
mugGet the long flexmug.

Flexing season

It is after Christmas and it’s really cold!! But for some they are iced out and from January 1st to January 15 it’s flexing season. That means you have to wear the most expensive or the best fits you have in your closet!!
Yo you got your drip for flexing season
by Megavirgin234 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Flexing seasonmug.

Uber Flex

Uber flex is what happens when you and your brothers go out drinking and try to fight the Uber driver because he won’t let you in the car. Usually, one of the potential passengers takes off his shirt and flexes his muscles to show signs of aggression.
Apparently, U got hammered last night and started Uber Flexing on the driver who wouldn’t let you inside the car.
by Mike McGaffrey January 5, 2019
mugGet the Uber Flexmug.

weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over
i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud
by heartthatmaryjane April 5, 2011
mugGet the weed-flexmug.

Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019
mugGet the Flex Tapemug.

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