fleet

attempting to one-up someone in a dick measuring contest (whether intentionally or subconsciously). usually making the fleeter look like an ass

guy 1-"i was sooo drunk last night. I can't believe i didn't get arrested."

guy 2-"dude, i was 9 shots deep, i ripped the bong like 6 times and i talked to the cops downtown. i can't believe i didn't get arrested either.."

guy 1-"yo, why do you always fleet my stories dickhead?"

by analbumcover March 20, 2008

Fleetwood

n. One who is very, very fast and unenjoyable during sexual intercourse.

Girl 1: He looks pretty sexy, I'd hop on that S&!t...

Girl 2: Naw, sister, he's a fleetwood.

by Wall E January 28, 2009

Fletcher Rat

a student studying art and design, usually architecture, who spends an unhealthy amount of time in Fletcher Hall/the studio, that they come to be called a fletcher rat.
architecture architorture architect

"Have you seen Timmy lately? Or has he become a Fletcher Rat?"

"Have you checked out the weird kids in Fletcher late at night? They call them Fletcher Rats"

by Kirby-tect. December 27, 2008

fletch

One who disses there friends for a lifestyle of gayness and gay activities. A true butt pirate whose only reason for living is to be a complete asshole and will do whatever it takes to accomplish absolutely nothing. He will do alot of homosexual experimentation to become the ultimate faggot on the planet.

"If you were any gayer you would be Fletch."
"Fletch is so gay, the name Fletch may one day take over the word gay."

by reflexion January 4, 2008

Fletcher

Noun; one homosexual man that intakes his own semen through a straw out of another homosexual man's anus, after sexual intercourse.

The man was a fletcher.
cum fletch anus fore play

by A man who never cried... wolf. September 22, 2010

Fletcher's Fry Sauce

When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.

Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!

by Brain Anderson January 31, 2008

Fleckney

A small village in Leicester.....where strange men sit on the internet and verbally abuse people( but not to their face, of course!) Should be known as Flickney, then we can "flick" it off the map of Great Britain

a village in England....not sure if its "damned" tho

by shazbar November 28, 2003