facebook

Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.
(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.
by Chelsiee December 05, 2009
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1. a way for people to gossip, or boast about themselves
2. a crutch for losers

3. stalker dreamland
4. a great way for cheating spouses to reunite with skanks

from the past for ass
5. Also known as deathbook and fuckbook
Joe: Hey Bill, remember that hooker Mary from high

school?

Bill: Oh yeah. The one that could suck a basketball through

a tennis racket...chubby cheeks and saddlebags. A

real spoiled twat!

Joe: Right! Thanks to Fuckbook, I mean Facebook, I drilled

her like the slam whore she is while her hubby was at

work and her kids were at school.
by backspinboy September 27, 2010
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Facebook is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.
Friend 1: Hey wassup?
Friend 2: I have lots of friends and you don't have friends because you don't have a facebook! HAHAHA!

Stupid Girl Talking Over Phone 1: So I'll see you in FB?
by Pepolshet August 11, 2010
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facebooking

To be on facebook while doing something else.
Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."
by imnotbill September 28, 2010
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dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!

dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!

by jash nasti February 04, 2008
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The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.
"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"
by Dave Webb April 05, 2008
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facebooked

to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.
jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."
by aswiens December 09, 2007
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