MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

Gassy Fucker

Basically a fuckboy, but in a funny way

That Gassy Fucker's talking to 4 girls, and they all been dropping their panties.

by ThatGuy6 June 19, 2016

Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

Box Fucker

Someone likes to engage in intercourse with a box. Usually performed on a cardboard box with a hole cut out to fit the male genitalia, a Box Fucker is quite a nice person to meet.

“You know Peter’s a Box Fucker.”

by ThatPersonYouMeetAtABar October 15, 2018

Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.

I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!

by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009