frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue

Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin

by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 08, 2023

Frost bite

When a guy or girl holds a lot of ice in their mouth and then proceeds to bite ur balls or tip

Tyler: Ayo bro my girl gave me a frost bite last night I didn't like it at all

Nick: Damm fr she fucked u up

by Flareon_the_furry October 26, 2020

Frosted Brownies

A good way to ruin a perfectly good brownie.

Janet: "Hey everyone I'm making brownies!"

Karen: "Ooh are you making frosted brownies?"

Janet: "OoH aRe yOu mAkiNg frOsTeD brOwNiEs?."

by EatMyCake3131 August 23, 2020

The Frosted Cowgirl

While she’s riding you reverse cowgirl you shove an ice cube up her ass without telling her.

Last night I gave my wife the frosted cowgirl and she bucked liked a bronco!

by Jakethegrant88 October 14, 2021

tonsil frosting

When you burst in a girls mouth and then grab some frozen cod steaks (preferably covered in ice from the freezer) and shove them down her throat, causing the flowing liquid to freeze to her tonsils.

When i give that bitch jenny some good old tonsil frosting she floundered around like a fish out of water. Literally.

by Chrissmoob November 04, 2015

Double Frosting

When you have a 3-way, or get H-clapped, on your birthday.

Taylor: You wanna have a 3-way?
Marcus: yeah. It’s my birthday so I want that double frosting.

by Just a Bottom July 15, 2020

Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.

Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!

by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019