Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.

My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.

by brewdogg December 27, 2009

frosted shower

When you spill frosted flakes all over yourself during sex

Jon gave himself a frosted shower

by Shawn Leremy November 5, 2014

The Lane Frost

The Lane Frost;

The sexual act when your in the “doggy style position” when you, without warning, put your dick in her asshole. Then hold on for 8 seconds before she bucks you off and kills you on the ground.

He was the best cowboy I knew until he gave her the Lane Frost”

by You’re a daisy if you do February 5, 2021

Lucky frosting

The fucking that comes after the entree but before the dessert.

My girl is about to give me that lucky frosting and then we eat cake.

by Jdubb326 March 14, 2019

Frosted Brownies

A good way to ruin a perfectly good brownie.

Janet: "Hey everyone I'm making brownies!"

Karen: "Ooh are you making frosted brownies?"

Janet: "OoH aRe yOu mAkiNg frOsTeD brOwNiEs?."

by EatMyCake3131 August 23, 2020

Frosted Popsicle

After having sex with a condom and ejaculating into the condom, the sexual partner gives a blow job while the penis is covered in jizz and lube.

Man, my woman wanted a taste of what she was missing out on because of the condom I had to wear. So after sex I peeled it off and gave her a frosted Popsicle.

by Daggummit1 June 2, 2014

frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue

Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin

by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 7, 2023