by j-la December 20, 2004
Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.
"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"
"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."
"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."
by PissBrickFan December 21, 2009
The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!
Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
by UltramanVectis September 01, 2015
by Mary Anne Mason December 31, 2005
A person who takes a monstrous dump in a public bathroom and doesn't flush. Usually there is a posse of poopers like this (a Brick Layer's union) who will build an unflushable wall of turds. This is mainly done to offend people and piss them and the janitor off.
I was going to take a shit at the Dollar General crapper, but a bunch of brick layers had been there and clogged the toilet up. I admired their pile and wished I could lay such a brick but sadly, I haven't had a solid turd in years.
by Jim E. Junk April 23, 2006
The Millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many Millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet Times Newspaper.
Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.
Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.
by Festa May 07, 2006
the act of pounding the shit out of a girl, while making alot of noise and waking up your roommates.
by brett040489 May 26, 2008