FOG

Fuckable Old Guy

Wow, that driver is a FOG!

by Cybajo June 6, 2016

zoom fog

The condition of being in a mental fog after an overly long day of Zoom meetings.

Sorry for missing your question I was in a Zoom fog.

by Jmaxx70 January 25, 2021

Dog fog

When a girl is surrounded by good men but she doesn't see them so she often has a propensity to end up with less desirable options who don't treat her right.

"damn bro she keeps breaking up with all these guys!" "Yeah man she's got that dog fog!"

by TheRealDaVinchi March 29, 2023

freedom fog

The smoke left in the air from either lighting a firework or a firework going off.

The night sky was full of freedom fog on the Fourth of July.

by BlakeAP July 4, 2017

Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.

*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"

by He8i3 May 4, 2022

Oregon Fog Pipe

when you blow rapidly into a woman’s ass and fill it up to the brim and then stick the tip in, shoving the air so far up her asshole

Do an Oregon Fog Pipe for me rq

by enjdmfmskfkrr July 7, 2025

Cali Fog

The description of the smoke from constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls car window down*, “Oh jeez! The Cali fog is thick out here today, same old campfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024