floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

floating flirt

Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.

Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.

by veeeeee March 24, 2013

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 08, 2020

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan February 06, 2016

float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.

I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.

by max pez May 28, 2007

Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024