Fidgity spinner

A fun way of saying "Fidget spinner"

My fidgity spinner spins faster than yours

by Dixonsider July 18, 2017

Fridget

Someone who doesn’t know how to or is afraid to pull/meet/snog

Person 1: Are you gonna pull em ?
Person 2: Nah tbf not sure how to

Person 1: your such wee a fridget

by awbyres November 3, 2017

Fridget

Shy

She's very shy , fridget.

by Hustlone May 28, 2018

Fridget

Someone who has never had a meet/shift/french kiss. Irish slang.

"Did you hear? Poor Cliona is getting slagged for being a first-year fridget!"

"Awh, no way!"

"Yes, way!"

"Ah, you should see the number of people asking me if I was a fridget on my sarahah the other day! Like, cop on. I've been to Wrights enough times that there's no way I'm a fridget! Are you a fridget?"

"Of course not Sarah! Why do you think I'm so popular with the lads on our road!"

"Omg, no way! Did you actually?"

"Yeah. Johnny was a pretty bad meet but the rest were sound."

"Johnny? I thought he said he met loads of girls! You'd think he'd be an okay meet!"

"Not a chance! Before me, he was a fridget!!!"

by Mad-Yoke-From-Ireland July 23, 2018

Figet Honkey

A white trash person who can't sit still due to them feeling like they are losing the country to liberals.

Damn figet honkeys really need to take it easy.

by Notgayifitsathreeway October 1, 2018

Figet Honkey

A white trash person who can't sit still due to them feeling like they are losing the country to liberals.

All these figet honkeys need to calm down. People should be able to get married to whoever they want.

by Notgayifitsathreeway October 1, 2018

Fudget

A budget - typically written after the fact to reflect actual income and expenses - but passed off as a legit financial forecasting tool. Coincidentally always come out in the black!

Hmm, Jones, you have wildly, irresponsibly, fragrantly blown your budget. You're fired. Now, Smythfields, let's have a look at your Fudget. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, I see. All looks amazingly on track. Well done. Keep up the good wor - I say, Smythfields, why is the Tax Office breaking into your office and seizing all your files...?

by Godster February 5, 2020