Pavement Facial

The act of slamming another person's face into said pavement, with such verocity, as to cover the victim's with asphalt as though their face has been peppered with semen.

Wade Wilson just gave that motherfucker a pavement facial and is eating a pizza like it never happened.

by Dasraunchy January 4, 2017

Felon factories

These are failing schools and communities, dominated by one political party, with low literacy and high crime rates.

The Northern areas are felon factories!

by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2021

Witch Face

Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, moles on their face, long face, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean and scares people away

Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude.

by The Beautiful One May 12, 2023

upside your face

1)Additional ownage, said immediately prior to or while slapping or hitting someone.
2)Where that bitch is gonna get slapped.
3)An alternative to "Upside your head".

Bitch: And you know what else is your fault? That--
Perry: (slaps Bitch) Upside your face, bitch! Now shut the fuck up... and go make me a sandwich!

by WelcomeToNowhere April 18, 2010

girl next door face

the cute girl that is kinda innocent but people low-key want to get with

Some girls have a steady bitch face, you have a girl next door face.

by xyz. June 14, 2015

Peanut butter face

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.

"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

by SlothManJones April 20, 2017

Baby Muppet Faced

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018