eye detector

Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.

Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!

by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009

eye bleach

Fictitious product mentioned when one views a horrible image online.

After viewing a horrible picture: Please pass the eye bleach.

by lifeisharsh20 August 1, 2007

eye crush

means to continuously look at some one who you may or may not have any intention of getting to know them. Usually done when something is so ugly or interesting that you can't stop looking.

Johnathan: I don't know why I can't stop looking at her.

Tay: You either like her or you think she's cute.

Johnathan: No way! I think I have and eye crush on her.

by Jamiela October 6, 2007

Wife Eye

A look from your wife that stops you dead in your tracks.

I was going to do a keg stand at last year's Fourth of July party, until Susan gave me the old Wife Eye.

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

have eyes for

To desire; to find someone physically attractive.

Exemple: I think my boyfriend has eyes for another woman.
Etymology: you see with your 'eyes', and when you 'have eyes for' somebody, you really like what you see.
Source: PeaK English.

by Melo March 11, 2004

wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

by westweird ho December 6, 2006

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up

I have eye boogers.

by fgsdfhsh July 8, 2003