eye boogers

Mucous usually found in the corner of the eye, although not uncommon to also be discovered in the eyelashes.

When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.

See also: crackles

Damn baby, WTF is up with those eye boogers? You been asleep the whole day?

Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'

by TheWordDr October 28, 2009

eye bleach

Pictures of hot girls that are looked at when someone views a particularly disturbing picture, especially one that is made especially for rule 34

Dude, This picture of a 500 pound naked chick with asparagus coming out of all holes is disgusting! I need some eye bleach!

by Fjiblfitz December 15, 2008

eye punk

to punch someone in the eye, then repeatedly stab them in the other eye, then stick your dick into the socket.

-"dude, why is my eye gone, and why do I have cum in it?"
- "must have gotten eye punked"

by Dog eats God December 18, 2010

:eye: :lips: :eye:

When something surprising happens, you might respond with :eye: :lips: :eye: emojis. In that order. Usually in a sarcastic sense.

"Hello how are you doing?" - Tim
"I dipped my nuggets in water" - Tom
"Why the fuck would you do that?" - Tim
"I got you, Tim!" - Tom
":eye: :lips: :eye:" - Tim

by epelpaj October 15, 2020

eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.

Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

eye stalks

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011

eye candy tooth ache

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.

I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.

by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011