Edwardobessionitis

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."

Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."

by b-rad steele April 29, 2009

edward SLEAZY-hands

This is a game based off the ever so popular game edward 40 hands. However, when participating in this game, the player is doing this by him or herself. Usually resulting in urinating ones self, adding to the insult and self-degradation of already playing the game edward 40 hands by ones self.

"man, i was so bored last friday night. I ended up playing edward SLEAZY-hands and pissed myself before i could untape my hands!"

by sleazist sleaze of the 7 seas February 20, 2010

edwardize

To make ones hair messy. So named after Rob Pattinson's character in Twilight (Edward Cullen)

I am going to edwardize my hair.

John's hair is edwardized today

by Autz January 16, 2010

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010

Edward Ramsey

The most amazing guy ever! He has the best personality and a sexy body. If you ever want a boyfriend well back off hes mine. Hes perfect boyfriend material. Super sweet. And he is all way there for me. I love him so much

Edward Ramsey is sexy

by shurbanie July 22, 2010

Eduardo Manos Locos

This is very similar to doing the Edward 40 hands game but instead four lokos are taped to the hands as opposed to 40s. Although in theory this seems like a great idea, do not be fooled, the next mornings hangover will be an awful experience.

- "Hey man you wanna take it up a notch and do Eduardo Manos Locos?"
- Hell yeah! Sounds like a great idea!"

...the next morning

- "I hate you so much."
- "My heart hurts."

by Robadoo November 15, 2010

Edward Classyhands

A variant of Edward 40hands which involves taping a wine glass (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the participant's choice to their hands with duct tape. The participant must pour from the wine bottle into the class and drink from the glass only. Only after the bottle and glass are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.

Edward Classyhands is one of the classiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.

He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.

by DrunkasaurusPrime March 24, 2011