A sexual act whereby the male mounts a female, dogie style, and inserts middle and ring fingers of each hand into her mouth and pulls back as though one were pulling up on the reigns of a horse. The primary goal of this maneuver is to keep a talkative, annoying female from ruining the sexual experience.
That girl is kind of cute, but just runs on with the mouth and talks too much. I'd have to "Fast Eddie" her.
by FastEddie73 February 02, 2011
A 20 year old, man, who plays D&D with 15 year olds, has absolutely amazing hair, cool jackets, plays guitar, lives in a trailer, and has a hankie in his back/left pocket. Basically, a very obviously gay man that the girls of this generation have found daddy issues for. Maybe because Joseph Quinn looks like young RDJ? Or honestly he looks like every "young" version of the top dilfs in todays world. Either way, theres so many head cannons and signs he is a mlm man and you guys are not an m whos l(ing)m.
"Eddie Munson is my new fictional character crush 🤭"
"Girl shut the fuck up no he aint Eddies clearly a fag"
"Girl shut the fuck up no he aint Eddies clearly a fag"
by loreleiii June 27, 2022
by Stranger things men July 29, 2022
by Dr. M December 05, 2006
a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger
by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018
by Jake Pogi February 09, 2021
Person 1: Hay wheres eddie
Person 2: he might be back at the camp
Person 1: Quick we gonna get back 2 the camp before he starts Doing An Eddie and sets the tent on fire
Person 2: But they are fire proof
Person1: trust me he will find a way
Person 2: he might be back at the camp
Person 1: Quick we gonna get back 2 the camp before he starts Doing An Eddie and sets the tent on fire
Person 2: But they are fire proof
Person1: trust me he will find a way
by NuTTeR17 August 27, 2008