Euro Mutt

A native of North America, usually the United States, whose ancestors hail from more than 2 separate European countries.

"I'm a Euro Mutt - I'm French, Spanish, Italian, German, and Scottish."

by Alexiele September 24, 2006

Eugine

A Eugine is a person who loves fedoras and trench coats. If you say anything to him he doesn't like watch his hands because he'll probably pull out a ar15. His favorite song is pumped up kicks.

LOOK OUT ITS A EUGINE

by GarGarBinks February 12, 2019

Eunich

n.
1. A man with no ballsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia

Cmon, just do it, grow some balls you eunich!

by Chase Downing March 11, 2003

euroface

an emoticon that euros use in substitution for the generally used "smiley face" :)

this. ^^

I was talking to someone online, when suddenly, he used a euroface, as opposed to a smiley face. I instantly knew he was European.

Guy 1: Hey guys how's everyone's day been?
Guy 2: Pretty good here, :)
Guy 3: Awesome (:
Guy 4: Ballin. :D
Euro: I GET GOOD MOMENT ^^

by Nerdballer92 May 1, 2011

euro rice

the application of hideous modifications such as huge stickers and wings, underbody neons, ugly pain jobs, etc. to finely crafted german and italian automobiles.

excessive use of fog lamps when they are not participating in a night rally

all the european car owning rappers and wanna-bes out there that think 'tuned' is slapping on huge rims, big brakes, cutting the springs, and putting on neons.

its not tuned, its euro riced

by VanMan423 July 10, 2003

eurythmy

Eurythmy is a cultish dance that is taught at most Waldorf Schools. It is used to torture children who are forced to do this dance. It was created by Rudolf Steiner, a member of the Nazis, and was used during World War 2 to torture POWs for information. It was believed to be destroyed after the war, but Waldorf Schools kept the practice alive.

My school tortures us with Eurythmy.

by like423ninjas October 1, 2019

Eurosnob

A fake soccer fan from the United States that only hops the bandwagon and supports European powerhouses rather than their local MLS, NASL or USL club. Eurosnobs tend to have poor grammar and reference MLS as "the MLS" as if it's some third world league. Any time a European power house plays an MLS club in a friendly two things happen: If the Euro club wins, the Eurosnob will say it clearly shows how supreme they are. If an MLS club wins or draws, the Eurosnob cries that it's a fluke, the club played with reserves. The same situation can apply for Australia's A-League.

Eurosnobs tend to cheer on multiple European giants, in the hope that one of the clubs wins the Champions League. Additionally, most Eurosnobs cannot name anymore than four or five teams in the EPL. For the Bundesliga, La Liga and Serie A, Eurosnobs may be only able to name one or two teams. Essientially, they're the American soccer bandwagon.

This breed is vehemently loathed upon by the American, Canadian and Australian soccer communities.

True American soccer fan: "So, you're telling me you're not a fan of D.C. United, but you cheer on Barcelona, Manchester United, Bayern Munich AND Inter?"

Eurosnob: "...Uh...yeah...they don't suck like the MLS. D.C. United...HA."

True American soccer fan: "Ignorant eurosnob. You're not a true soccer fan."

Eurosnob: "Yeah I am."

True American soccer fan: "Name a team in Span...that's NOT Real Madrid or Barcelona."

Eurosnob: Um......

by jonnigga April 28, 2011