Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)

A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)

by THENAME October 4, 2008

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

epic sexiness

Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.

People write legends about the epic sexiness of Nancy Ng, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy.

by DrSexy July 5, 2012

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

epic spaghetti

It is to have large amounts of spaghetti

Bob has made an epic spaghetti

by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020

Epic Dail

when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.

Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.

Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!

by SuperSnailMan August 21, 2011

epic tense

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

by RexR October 1, 2008