by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011
Get the douche it upmug. A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
by areku1 February 15, 2013
Get the douche-schwillerymug. Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.
by Malpaso March 2, 2009
Get the Douche Farmmug. Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.
See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
by lingua franca October 2, 2012
Get the kingpin douchemug. by The original Kat November 8, 2014
Get the douche magoomug. "Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down a notch"
"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
"Hey Ritik.. Douche it down, and man the fuck up."
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
Get the Douche it downmug. 1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.
by sowcow50 May 25, 2005
Get the douche nozzlemug.