doosh

A bloated orange man-child fueled by narcissism, fast food, and lies. Frequently cheats at golf. See also: #ORANGEDOOSH™

The rally was a total disaster — the doosh was rambling about crowd sizes again.

by #ORANGEDOOSH August 12, 2025

Doomchatting

The act of endlessly chatting with an AI or chatbot, as a way to pass time, avoid boredom, or seek connection. Like doomscrolling, it’s compulsive and can leave you drained instead of fulfilled. Instead of scrolling through negative news, you get stuck in a loop of questions, prompts, and replies—sometimes without realizing how much time has passed.

“Jack F stayed up until 3 a.m. doomchatting with an AI about conspiracy theories and his love life.”

by globol September 15, 2025

Doosh

1. The sound made when hitting someone or something.
2. To wallop somebody.

1. What did you say about my wife? Doosh!
2. I dooshed Tommy last night. If you aren't careful, I'll have to doosh you, too.

by firstnamebog January 14, 2026

jakob dötsch

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.

imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude

by jakob dötsch auf crack June 5, 2017

Dick Doosh

A human who subsequently, because of their idiocy or upbringing has a likely tendency and talent of being a dick and a douche at the same time.

Jason from Schenectady is such a fucking dick doosh!! Get your life together brah!!

by EchoTheNarcissist May 5, 2018

Hailey Dorsch

someone who cannot get a man no matter how hard she tries

Hailey Dorsch is lonely

by lonelyassbitch April 14, 2019

Obadoba dooshmcmoosh

Someone who sees themselves and everyone else to be fat or obese

Friend 1. Did u watch the news this morning the presenter was looking extra obadoba dooshmcmoosh today

Friend 2. Was it Amber Prins?

by Zolvo May 7, 2020