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The Murder Dock

the murder dock is where i am.
user7029823410407 is at the murder dock

murder dock
by user7029823410407 February 4, 2021
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dock thot

A person or persons of any sexual orientation that gather around or in water near or on a boating dock (usually during times when weather is fair and the temperature is considered above the regions definition of warm) to take up space and generally be in the way of those who intend to use a boating dock for its intended purpose.
Owen: Damn brother, I just wanted to take my canoe out for a rip but all these people are in the way.

Landon: What a bunch of dock thots.
by MegaDockThotSlayer November 12, 2018
mugGet the dock thotmug.

Rusty Dock

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.
Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!
by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013
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Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009
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dock daddy

what the guys at kanakuk who live at the dock are called
who is the guy on the dock
oh that’s the dock daddy
by jakeusnjak June 29, 2020
mugGet the dock daddymug.

Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
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space docking

The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.
Dude, that was some wicked space docking we did last night
by Someone that hasn't done it. January 17, 2003
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