reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

disoccupied

A person who lost his job and is seeking for a new one.

disoccupied: "I got fired."
wife. "Find a new job or find a new wife!"
disoccupied: "yay!!!"

by The Italian Nigga September 15, 2011

disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder

disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111

by no snitchin November 2, 2014

disouppointed

The feeling you get after ordering sub-par soup.

I ordered the tortilla soup based on a friend's recommendation. I was disouppointed when it arrived, and even more so after tasting it.

by thepieguy May 16, 2016

Disophical

It means Crazy! (my boyfriend came up with it)

Dis-scoff-able (C is silent in scoff)

"This shit is disophical" Trayvon says as he looks at the crackhead.

"Disophical ass shit."

by BAdbitch9304 December 27, 2022

Mentally Disorganised

When Your Mind Is Sooo Scattered
Everything That You Do, Or Something You Say That Makes No Sense

John: Do Celebrity's Have Surnames ?
Like Madonna

Maria: What Do You Think Asshole, Are You Mentally Disorganised Or Something. KMT

by nadiiYA. April 5, 2009

cellular disorder

The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.

Get off the road bitch. You shouldn't be driving if you have a cellular disorder.

by Claude ReManes April 27, 2011