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The Ballet Dancer

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.
Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.
by Dimmu=TheNowegianBetrayingTM September 21, 2015
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Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango
Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...
by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018
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deineth cramplel dance

when someone undergoes "deineth cramplel" It is implied you must do an intricate dance. this dance requires 5 people, a butt-plug, a bomb, nipple peircings, and a rope. all 5 people must first undergo deineth cramplel. Next everyone attached ropes to each persons nipple peircings. Then they all wear buttplugs. Then they all play musical chairs. Each person that loses has to shit on their butt plug
person 1: i just had deineth cramplel
person 2: same
person 1 & 2: you know what that means
person 1 & 2: *calling to other people*
person 1: WE NEED TO DO THE DEINETH CRAMPLEL DANCE
by mr krungle November 27, 2021
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high school dance

if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!
Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!
by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022
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I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)
by Al_000 May 27, 2023
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Irish Dance

To empty ones bank account through the wonderful world of mutant sized Shirley Temple wigs, sparkly $3,000 dresses and oh yeah ... some dancing too.
Irish Dance will be the death of me, I'm on my second mortgage because my daughter needed yet another Gavin!
by IDer November 12, 2009
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