Surface Dock

An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.

You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.

"Oh my gosh, that's such a surface dock" (Thats what my friend said)

by LeKemp July 11, 2018

dock daddy

what the guys at kanakuk who live at the dock are called

who is the guy on the dock
oh that’s the dock daddy

by jakeusnjak June 29, 2020

Rusty Dock

A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.

Person 1: Dude, I think Jessica just Rusty Docked onto Ryan!

Person 2: No way! Go Ryan!

by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013

Albert Docking

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019

Self-docked

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.

Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!

by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

space docking

The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.

Dude, that was some wicked space docking we did last night

by Someone that hasn't done it. January 17, 2003