stall dive

When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.

Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...

by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014

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Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2022

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Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

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Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.

"Hey Lauren, let's go anchor diving!"
"Sounds great! I'll go get the towels!"

by _Polcat January 6, 2018

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drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

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Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.

"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"

by Spastic llama September 27, 2015

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