Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

depression

something everyone apparently has

"Bro i think I have depression. I just lost in fortnite"

by some nibba November 20, 2018

depression

something all the white girls fake

white girl: OMG! I must post this Bart Simpson edit on Instagram to show the whole world how “depressed” I am! Because I have Crippling Depression

by ooferaud November 2, 2019

Depression

A sadness that most teens claim to have// a new trend

Bro I lost my AirPods I think I have depression now :(“

by Frickkkkk March 3, 2019

depression

when you went to the library 3 days ago and you got exactly two books. You read these books in one day each because you're such a f***ing bookworm and now you want new books. The library is supposed to open today, so you make your way happily over to the library to return your books and get new ones. But... THE M********ING LIBRARY IS CLOSED AND NOW YOU'RE SAD. VERY. F***ING. SAD.

fin

---- dude I'm suffering from depression right now
+++ why what happened?
-----I CAN'T GET NEW BOOKS. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE KAREN?!!

by sooooooooofiiiiii November 26, 2017

depression

When a new game comes out that you want and your grounded

Going to gamestop to get a ps4 then then getting grounded. Depression

by aslan171 February 28, 2018

Fake depression

Teenagers who post on their stories vhs edited Simpson videos playing music and writing "pls kll me"

Send me the vhs edit, I need to show everyone my fake depression

by Slimajack January 5, 2019