pit bull denial

When aggressive dog enthusiasts claim that said dogs are no more dangerous than a ____________. Insert 'witty' choice of harmless living thing or inanimate object. They attribute living conditions and abuse as the main cause for the animal's aggression.

Any dog living with a hermetic sociopath will see kids as prey. However, pit bulls, pinschers and rottweilers were BRED to be aggressive. Look it up. Most breeds are a result of breeding for utility or aesthetic purposes. It's quite interesting. If you are defending domesticated animals, you should read into it. There's a wealth of information that will lead to realistic arguments to support your cause.

The dog lady that just moved in next door has pit bull denial, she lectured me when I told her that I didn't want my kid's face ripped off:

"What does it take to make people realize that pit bulls are not more aggressive than other dogs? My pit bull is the sweetest little love muffin, and he eats all the ice cream whenever I'm lonely."

by boukisan October 3, 2008

denialize

The refusal to accept some other answer, besides that of your own, to an ethical question that may have multiple answer options.

Don't denialize the choice some people make to be homeless. They don't pay rent, bills, or taxes . . . . Being a responasable adult is not for everyone.

by MarsPajamas June 14, 2007

Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.

Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.

by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009

Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).

Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.

by Jharnez January 25, 2015

dental guillotine

when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.

so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"

by Shangheliee September 15, 2015

Dentitals

A vagina with teeth

Be careful of Chanel Number 5. She devours dicks with her dentitals.

by melissanoel October 18, 2016

dentice

A normal last name

Dentice is my last name

by speical sammy May 21, 2017