there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011

apathy deer

apathy deer is something some people may say whenever like theres a apathetic deer in there backyard cause there in like kansas or something and there like ''wow, that deer ?? really just does not care at all dude about those like grass blades'' ''yeah thats a pretty apathy deer moment if you ask me, ryan'' and then the deer, well, they just, EAT those blades of grass like its NOBODYS business, and they dont even CARE. its commonly used as a slang term with people from US states that have deers, and are basically just trees and farm land and how did people even build there and really, why ???

person one : hey ryan, have you seen that deer ??

person two : oh yeah there really a apathy deer right now, i barely have ever seen those

by angelism April 15, 2022

blacktail deer

A species of deer belonging to the west coast having a different antler pattern than the whitetail and more like mule deer. Blacktail deer are often hunting in harsh conditions and steep terrain. After a successful blacktail hunt with deer on their backs hunter will say something like "that hike would have killed a whitetail hunter" or "I wish I could have been one of those treestand hunters"

man those blacktail deer are called ghosts of the forest for a reason!

by Wild man sam February 27, 2021

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.

Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!

by Farqunglu March 20, 2017

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011

Deer hunter

In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt

Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler

Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah

Deer hunter

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021