Definitions by TheGodFather5

Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.

“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”

Deered by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021

Second of Truth

After engaging in sexual activities and ejaculating, there is a brief moment of clarity in one’s life where you see everything for what it is. This can lead people to realize that they want nothing to do with their sexual partner(s).

“After I busted my nut, the second of truth gave me a lot of clarity. I realized I hate my wife.”

Second of Truth by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021

Jaw Burger 

When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball

“Dude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.”

Jaw Burger by TheGodFather5 July 28, 2021