A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.
Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.
Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.
Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!
Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.
Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.
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My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.
by Smokey San Jose January 26, 2009
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Bryan: ::unloading a truck::
Rose: "What are you doing?"
Bryan: "Unloading this truck."
Rose: "Why are you doing that?"
Bryan: "Because you told me to!?!?"
Rose: "Bryan...Bryan...Bryan..."
Rose: ::exits::
Random Co-worker: "Wow...that bitch sure is one Curious George!!!"
Rose: "What are you doing?"
Bryan: "Unloading this truck."
Rose: "Why are you doing that?"
Bryan: "Because you told me to!?!?"
Rose: "Bryan...Bryan...Bryan..."
Rose: ::exits::
Random Co-worker: "Wow...that bitch sure is one Curious George!!!"
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2. a supposed straight male or female who is curious about the same sex in a sexual or romantic way.
2. a supposed straight male or female who is curious about the same sex in a sexual or romantic way.
1. Mark claims to be bi-curious to himself and spends endless hours locked in his room with Jim rather than going anywhere with his girlfriend.
2. While having sex with his girlfriend Alle, Nick continuously screams "oh Mike," and keeps his eyes closed.
2. While having sex with his girlfriend Alle, Nick continuously screams "oh Mike," and keeps his eyes closed.
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