by stealyourknees January 11, 2025
Get the Cyrus mug.tall 6'5" handsome man with a huge cock, brown hair, incredibly gassy and smart :) he's buff and center of attention but is so humble he would in game himself :) so humble and Cute I'm gonna moongoon all over him and force transition him to a femboy and become a feeker for him
Cyrus: I'm soooooo chopped I'm gonna in game
Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!
Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!
Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!
Me: Become a femboy right now! so moongoon all over you and Charizard on you!
Cyrus: But I'm shortttttttt 6'5" is avg height due to tiktok height inflation!!
Me: I'm gonna inflate you, cyrus assfart!
by t0tallyfunb0x August 8, 2025
Get the cyrus assfart mug.This is probably one of the coolest name anyone can have, if you ever met a Cyrus, he’s probably the most out going & funniest person you could meet. Try not to fall in love ladies, because he knows he’s a good looking fella. Very smooth with his words. He most definitely know how to throw it down in bed. He will clap ya shit to death. He’s also hopelessly romantic. Dude will make you feel like a queen & a pornstar all at once
Her: who’s that fine looking chocolate men on the dance floor?
Her best friend : oh that’s Cyrus! He’s fine huh?
Her best friend : oh that’s Cyrus! He’s fine huh?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Get the Cyrus Oefeli mug.Cyrus oh cyrus!!! Cyrus is the demon for whole world he’s don’t fucking care about what people think about him, but every demon need an angel and she is lucky charm for cyrus.
by Mojilo November 23, 2021
Get the Cyrus mug.Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023
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