A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1
by Zak May 3, 2003
Get the cynic mug.A sad fuck of a person who has given in to the human tendency towards weakness. They have let bad experiences lead them to believe that bad is all there is in the world; thus blidning them to the good. Cynics like to justify their misery by stating that cynicism is a more realistic belief. But believing that the world is entirely, or mostly, bad is no more realistic than assuming the opposite.
Cynic: Love never lasts, it's all fake!
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
Realist: Don't those old people who have been married for 50+ years sort of contradict that idea?
by Anachi Williams October 25, 2008
Get the cynic mug.When a person lets horses consume every thought they have. They love horses more than humans. Any time they see a horse, they just stop and stare.
1. Going to horse shows every weekend
2. Having horse stickers on everything (ex. Horse on the back of your car)
3. Giving up any type of social life to further your horse showing skills(ex. Leaving the beach for a horse show)
4. making horse sounds in public
Ex. "she is going to another horse show?!?! She is a cynthia for sure"
2. Having horse stickers on everything (ex. Horse on the back of your car)
3. Giving up any type of social life to further your horse showing skills(ex. Leaving the beach for a horse show)
4. making horse sounds in public
Ex. "she is going to another horse show?!?! She is a cynthia for sure"
by dougieallday September 2, 2010
Get the Cynthia mug.Me: "One time when you cross-trained Erin, she had gone outside and I asked you where she went. You said, 'Oh, she went out to smoke'. So, you have complained about people smoking before".
Joe: "I wasn't complaining. I was being cynical".
Joe: "I wasn't complaining. I was being cynical".
by Karen Stickney May 24, 2007
Get the cynical mug.Derived from someones sn and the word wonderful. This word is used to piss off a certain someone and be cute at the same time. Normally it is followed by or is a precursor to a verbal attack normally towards the the certain someone and not really the other way around.
Isn't that cyntastic!
by Flippy December 7, 2004
Get the Cyntastic mug.A wonderful, always right person that makes fun of a certainly not person named Gabbie that is not amazing at all.
by PRAGULENI May 23, 2009
Get the Cyntric mug.by J.C. Black June 24, 2011
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