Custard

The definition of a retarded cunt

See that guy over there?! "Where?" There acting like a right custard!

by Meeshy babe November 10, 2021

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.

My boss is a General Custard

by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024

custard

A word used in baseball to describe how someone is throwing. It referes to them as throwing shit! It can be used in two ways, your throwing custard (your throwing shit) or your arm is custard ( Your throwing slow and nothing)

Man your arm is custard

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

luxury custard

Spunk, gism, sperm

How would you like some of my luxury custard?

by G-Star December 24, 2016