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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”
by sis did May 2, 2020
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Beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021
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Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone
Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!
by custardlovr March 26, 2024
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Forbidden Custard

It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
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Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.
I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.
by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017
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Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.
My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.
by Bbq man June 16, 2016
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